The President of The Secret Tribunal's Bright Illuminatis

Oh joy! Seven of my particles of doctrine have been seized on by the fortunate seven recipients! At first I was apprehencious that such a minority should be among those fortunates--but now I see with the light of a true transcendental philosopher! Seven! Only seven! Why, oh joy, seven is a celestial number, and those fortunates shall be my seven golden candles!

My dear Scythrop! Your factoidious fascinations homogeneously aggravate the sensitivity of my transcendental tutorage toward your human and more than human metaphysical faculties, those of philosophy! You would do admirably to separate the office of writing and the office of emitting comprehensible and instructive content. The latter function of the cerebral and physical, cranial and opposable elements in inclusion with sections of the being is forgivable only when administrated for to illuminate towards transcendental understanding, though the last couplet of words be a paradoxical oxymoron. Moreover, to further audacity, you have less than unnecessarily instructed these poor sharers of our position in nature for no end reasonable in either the metaphysical or material realms.

Depressedation is the price of Enlightenment!

Weird, it says that there are seven comments and I only see up to number 6. I suspect a bug.

Wow. This is from August. I definitely missed it. Scythrop definitely has a way with words. Now that I'm back to using the Styrian account, I'll be sure to keep up with the posts.

Scythrop's says #44. I'm sure that's wrong.